Can you feast for a fiver?

There were some good headlines put up, but I picked this one just because I had some ideas about how I could make it work using my image kit.

Other funny headlines were "Grandma came to watch me be a slut" which could have been interesting,

and one about some guy whose house got raided by the filf and they found a load of grenade launchers and explosives.

3 CHOICES
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A - Cutters choice, £2.65, retain £2.35

B - Buy bulbs and gardening gloves, grow your own food and eventually be stocked up.

C - buy an overprice and substandard burger and probably get shortchanged.

The Answer = C, 100 points