Black sabbath formed, but not nearly excitingly enough as anyone might hope, so I decided to create my own version of events.
1. One day in the depths of hell, the devil was just hanging out with some of his most evil pals, when he started to feel rather nauseous...
2. ...and so, threw his guts up into the fiery pit.
3. After examining the results of his stripy laugh, old Lucifer realised he had unleashed a force to be reckoned with...
4. BLACK SABBATH!!!
5. Bill bargained with the devil about getting the hell out of hell.

7. Ozzy knew full well how to use the magical implement, filled it with some 60s weed and blazed it up.




Maybe do my own story of some other bands' early years too, or as Charlie suggested, doing a timeline of doom metal bands. That might be a larf.